Human Interest Stories Vol. 1: Each day on her way to work this woman steals one piece of fruit from her corner bodega and hides it in her coat. She’s been doing it for years; she’s very good. So good she’s stolen a watermelon while talking to the man that stocks flowers outside. She’s never been caught.
Once at work, the woman sits at her desk until lunch. At 12:30pm, her office floor empties and she fishes that day’s fruit selection out of her coat. She walks into the bathroom, chooses the closest stall to the door, locks it, and masturbates as furiously as that particular variety of fruit will allow - watermelons, naturally, being the toughest. Sometimes she cums, sometimes she doesn’t, but that doesn’t matter much. By 1pm she is back at her desk.
At 6pm the woman walks the same route home, stopping at the same bodega, returning the very same piece of fruit she stole earlier that morning, just as slyly as she took it. She rounds her corner trying to conceal her joy, races home and masturbates again. This time she always cums.